The Diary Of Horace Wimp

	Monday:Late again,today,he'd be in trouble though
	he'd say he was sorry,he'd have to hurry out the bus.

	Tuesday:Horace was so sad,he'd never had a girl that he
	could care for,and if he was late once more,he'd be out.


   		Don't be afraid,just knock on the door,
   		Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
   		Then a voice from above said--
    		"Horace Wimp,this is your life,
     		Go out and find yourself a wife.
     		Make a stand and be a man,
     		And you will have a great life plan."

	Wednesday:Horace met a girl,she was small and she
	was very pretty,he thought he was in love,he was afraid.

	Thursday:Asks her for a date,the cafe down the street 
	tomorrow evening,his head was reeling,
	when she said "Yes O.K."

   		Repeat Chorus

	Friday:Horace,this is it,he asks the girl if maybe they
	could marry,when she says "gladly." Horace cries.

	Sunday:Everybody's at the church,when Horace
	rushes in and says "Now here come my wife,
	for the rest of my life." and she did.

   		Repeat Chorus

- Jeff Lynne
Musical Chord: B flat

From the 1979 LP - Discovery -